Archives
2007-01-16 - Kitchen Bitchin'
2006-07-11 - Romy and Michelle are on their own
2006-07-10 - These Are Days
2006-06-28 - Campity Camp Camp
2006-06-26 - Talking to Myself
2005-12-06 - Merry Greedy Christmas
2005-08-19 - Yeah. So worth the wait, right?
2005-04-21 - No Roller Coasters?
2005-02-18 - But I Still Love Technology, Always and Forever
2005-02-14 - He is free at last.
2005-02-02 - My Name is a Happi Name
2005-01-18 - Quizzy McGuire
2005-01-14 - New Year, New Crap!
2004-12-17 - Everyone Needs a Christmas Monkey
2004-12-06 - The Reason for the Season
2004-12-02 - Emiloo's Favorite Things
2004-11-18 - Livin' It Up
2004-11-12 - Grumble grumble
2004-11-02 - The Freaks Come Out at Night
2004-10-05 - Lord, the Google hits I'll get with this one.
2004-09-24 - I'll Never Look at Tacos the Same
2004-09-13 - Dogs, Coats, and Baguettes
2004-09-09 - Birthdays and Beachy Chihuahuas
2004-08-26 - Broke-Ass Berfday
2004-08-23 - And I don't mean the Drew Barrymore movie
2004-08-17 - Crap-Hovel, Here I Come!
2004-08-16 - FYI, my ass
2004-07-30 - Shouldn't it be, "If I WERE Invisible?"
2004-07-23 - Wah.
2004-07-12 - Pretty Boy
2004-06-25 - Not very exciting, but I'm not MAKING you read it, you know?
2004-06-23 - I Dun Cut My Fanger Open!
2004-06-07 - Monstah Poop!
2004-06-03 - Happy Fun Bubble Time
2004-05-11 - "Biggest Dorks in History" for 600, Alex
2004-05-03 - Chihuahua Photography, y'all
2004-04-29 - Peer Into My Soul.
2004-04-28 - For the Sophisticated Puppy
2004-04-27 - More RE: Chihuahuas and Nekkid Ladies
2004-04-23 - No Taco Bell jokes. Seriously.
2004-04-16 - Who Wears Short Shorts?
2004-04-15 - What's better than a giant corndog? A FREE giant corndog.
2004-04-12 - Uh, Snow Day?
2004-04-05 - Give Me Back My Hour
2004-03-31 - Of Weight Loss and Stirrups
2004-03-27 - Blah Blah Diet
2004-03-17 - O'Dorky
2004-03-16 - And I Shall Call Him Tater
2004-03-12 - Das Komet!
2004-03-05 - Get on Board, Step Inside
2004-02-28 - You can't say those shoes aren't ugly
2004-02-27 - I Should Really Make More Money
2004-02-25 - Yawn.
2004-02-17 - Whoa, Looks Like We Made It
2004-02-13 - Bargain Shopping and Spy Drama
2004-02-12 - Create A Colony of Freaky Babies!
2004-02-09 - Return of the Dawgs
2004-02-06 - Target and Omelettes
2004-02-03 - Beers, Boobs, and Opioids. The usual.
2004-02-02 - Baby, I Believe in You
2004-01-23 - Weekend! When your workin' days are through!
2004-01-20 - You Wanna Be in the Show? C'Mon Baby, Let's Go!
2004-01-16 - I'VE got the Right Stuff
2004-01-13 - Hairy Business
2004-01-13 - Emiloo to Non-Fiction, STAT!
2004-01-05 - Before and After
2004-01-02 - I Just Now Stopped Writing 2002 On Everything
2003-12-18 - Win Fabulous Prizes
2003-12-17 - Survey SEZ!
2003-12-16 - A Crappy Christmas to All
2003-12-15 - Happy Holidays
2003-12-09 - Quiz Time!
2003-12-04 - Dawgs and Pinecones
2003-12-02 - Turkey Pi�ata
2003-11-25 - Uh, like, you know?
2003-11-21 - God, this is boring. You should probably just ignore it.
2003-11-20 - It's FOR You, and It's FOR Me
2003-11-13 - Call Me Grace
2003-11-07 - Why Couldn't It Have Been Justin? Or Jordan Knight?
2003-11-05 - Halloween Picture Filler!
2003-10-30 - It says it's so strong you can even skip a day...
2003-10-22 - Hello, Mrs. Torrence
2003-10-17 - Friday Five
2003-10-16 - Hello, Ladies
2003-10-15 - Boring Homeowner Update, plus Jealousy
2003-10-07 - Flowery Plastic Hamper
2003-10-02 - Hot Diggity
2003-09-23 - Blah blah house blah
2003-09-16 - Tuesday blah blah
2003-09-10 - Shagadelic, baby
2003-09-09 - Next comes the station wagon?
2003-09-04 - Brick! House!
2003-09-03 - Ceiling Holes, Birthday Recap, and Mechanical Bulls
2003-08-29 - Hula Pug
2003-08-28 - Too Much Excitement. Hold Me Back.
2003-08-27 - A different kind of surprise
2003-08-26 - Do Not Read While Operating Heavy Machinery
2003-08-22 - Time for the pot-bellied pig race!
2003-08-20 - Berfday Stuff
2003-08-19 - I Want Some Shoes. For real.
2003-08-15 - Even the Losers
2003-08-13 - Cheese Danish Coma (another possible band name)
2003-08-12 - How D'Ya Like Those Apples?
2003-08-11 - Damn Kids
2003-08-05 - Working Girl, minus the shoulder pads
2003-07-30 - Longest Quiz in History
2003-07-29 - The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia
2003-07-28 - Crap Quantity Overdrive
2003-07-25 - Don't Sweat on Me
2003-07-23 - That's a romantic toilet
2003-07-21 - Just like 90210
2003-07-18 - Beetle-mania
2003-07-17 - Random Snippets of Boringness
2003-07-14 - Ally McDork
2003-07-11 - In which I bore you and link to many things
2003-07-10 - No Fake Dead Bodies Today, Sorry
2003-07-09 - Ahem. Never Mind.
2003-07-09 - No Funny for Today
2003-07-07 - You forgot to tell part of secret!
2003-07-07 - You fail to learn the secret!
2003-07-03 - Purty New Dress, and also Crappy Junk
2003-07-02 - THE BOOKS ARE LAUGHING AT ME
2003-07-01 - Listy McQuizzerson
2003-06-27 - That Monorail is Yummy
2003-06-26 - An Ass-Slapping Good Time
2003-06-25 - Private Eyes (clap clap!), They're Watching You
2003-06-24 - Random Crap
2003-06-23 - Emiloo and The Order of the Phoenix Nerd
2003-06-20 - Me No Like Hulk
2003-06-19 - A Trivial Pursuit
2003-06-18 - It's as if I'm TRYING to bore you!
2003-06-17 - "Her boredom is exquisite and excessive"
2003-06-16 - Would You Believe, More Catfish?
2003-06-13 - You May Laugh Now...
2003-06-12 - More of the Same (Once More, with Catfish)
2003-06-11 - Big Surprise--My Dad's Still an Asshole!
2003-06-10 - Dumb and Dumber
2003-06-06 - I'll Show You a Smile, Alright.
2003-06-05 - Music City, USA
2003-06-04 - I'm Gonna Make It Happen
2003-06-03 - Surrounded by Twang
2003-06-02 - I'm Hot! And You're Not!
2003-06-02 - It sure is Monday
2003-05-30 - A bit more ass, and also houses
2003-05-29 - I say "ass" too much
2003-05-28 - And the party doesn't stop
2003-05-27 - Starchy McTaterson
2003-05-23 - Babble-on
2003-05-23 - More crap about me. ME!
2003-05-22 - Copycat
2003-05-21 - The Athens of the South
2003-05-20 - ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
2003-05-14 - P-Push It Real Good
2003-05-14 - Disco Monkey
2003-05-13 - Midnight in the Garden of Bitterness and Laziness
2003-05-12 - Balls, moms, and sloth.
2003-05-09 - Weekend of Family Crap!
2003-05-08 - Rain Rain, Go Away
2003-05-05 - Blah. Blah. Blah.
2003-05-01 - Nashville is Made of Stars (or crappy, twangy singers)
2003-04-30 - Can you handle the excitement?
2003-04-29 - Boring and Bored
2003-04-25 - Has anyone ever told you you look like...
2003-04-24 - Show me that smile again
2003-04-23 - "I'm wearing both contacts on the same eye!"
2003-04-22 - "I didn't ask him his name! The lonely bo-oy! In the rain!"
2003-04-21 - Weekend of Jam and ham, with a side of cheese
2003-04-18 - Party like it's 1999. Or read some stuff.
2003-04-17 - Sweater Sets = UnCool.
2003-04-16 - In My Easter Bonnet
2003-04-15 - Of Clawfoot Tubs and Toilet Caves
2003-04-14 - Bonus: The Name Game
2003-04-14 - General Jackassery
2003-04-11 - Hooky
2003-04-10 - Big-Ass Chairs and Library Freaks
2003-04-09 - It Means "Rooster," Silly
2003-04-08 - Street Dreamz are Made of These
2003-04-07 - Mule Day 2003 in tha hizzouse
2003-04-04 - Story that is funny to me, and probably only to me
2003-04-02 - I'm Crazy Bike Man!
2003-03-31 - Sloth Love Chunk
2003-03-28 - Of Stalking and Deviled Eggs
2003-03-27 - Random Crap
2003-03-25 - A Few of My Favorite Things
2003-03-24 - Monday Mornin', You Sure Look . . . ehh
2003-03-21 - Bonus Narcissistic Entry
2003-03-21 - What Is it Good For?
2003-03-19 - I'm even boring MYSELF!
2003-03-18 - Who'll Buy My Memories?
2003-03-17 - Top O' the Mornin'
2003-03-14 - Countdown to ATL, sleep, and Food Network stuff!
2003-03-13 - How cool is this?
2003-03-12 - The Big-Girl Doctor
2003-03-11 - Snow White's Nude Winnebago
2003-03-10 - Saturday! I-in the park!
2003-03-07 - Minty weekend goodness
2003-03-06 - I don't just WASTE money
2003-03-05 - Humps and Ashes
2003-03-04 - I'm a what?
2003-02-28 - A Step Class by any other name...
2003-02-27 - Blah and blah