Emiloo

2003-07-01

Listy McQuizzerson

List stolen from luxolive, who stole it from socialista.

LAYER ONE:

-- Name: Emily

-- Birth date: August 29

-- Birthplace: Nashville, Tennessee

-- Current Location: Nashville

-- Eye Color: Blue-grey

-- Hair Color: Blonde

-- Height: 5'5.5"

-- Righty or Lefty: Righty

-- Zodiac Sign: Virgo

LAYER TWO:

-- Your heritage: Mostly Irish and Scottish, with a smidge of German and English. All manner of pasty folk.

-- The shoes you wore today: brown 40s-style heels.

-- Your weakness: Laziness and cheese danish.

-- Your fears: Never finding a satisfying job

-- Your perfect pizza: thin crust with lots of garlic and mushrooms

-- Goal you'd like to achieve: finishing my mothereffing thesis so I can stop hating myself (see "Your Weakness")

LAYER THREE:

-- Your most overused phrase on the internet: "In other news" and any form of the word "ass"

-- Your thoughts first waking up: Is it Saturday? No? Shit.

-- Your best physical feature: Uh, I used to like my feet okay, but lately I've noticed that my toes are getting all gnarled up and goblin-like.

-- Your bedtime: 10:30-11:00, somewhere in there

LAYER FOUR:

-- Pepsi or Coke: Diet Dr. Pepper or diet Moutain Dew.

-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's, but only in the morning (Egg McMuffin + coffee = happiness).

-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas

-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton or Luzianne tea. Nestea = NAStea. Get it?

-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate

-- Cappuccino or coffee: Either.

LAYER FIVE:

-- Smoke: No

-- Cuss: Yes

-- Sing: In the car and to annoy my husband

-- Take a shower: every morning, and again at night if I've been to the gym

-- Do you think you've been in love: Yes

-- Want to go to college: Dude, I cannot seem to get done with the college. Every time I finish one degree, I'm off to start a new one. This would be good if some of my degrees were in medicine or law or something that made money. They're in English and (coming next!) library science.

-- Liked high school: Pretty much.

-- Want to get married: I am married.

-- Believe in yourself: Whenever I hear that phrase, I think of that Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints commercial with the girl delivering the horse calf in the middle of the night. I couldn't find the lyrics to that one (something like, "If only you BELIEVE in yourself, I know you can achieeeeeeve; if only you believe in yourself. Don't be scared." Catchy, yes?), BUT I did find the all-time best Mormon commercial song (scroll down to Church of Jesus Christ, etc. The first one is my favorite, but the others are gems, too).

-- Get motion sickness: Rarely

-- Think you're attractive: Sometimes

-- Think you're a health freak: Ha.

-- Get along with your parents: I get along with one of them quite well.

-- Like thunderstorms: If I'm inside and the power stays on.

-- Play an instrument: No.

LAYER SIX:

In the past month...

-- Drank alcohol: Yes

-- Smoked: No

-- Done a drug: No

-- Had Sex: Yes

-- Made Out: Yes

-- Gone on a date: I guess we went on dates during our anniversary trip. Other than that, not really

-- Gone to the mall: Yes.

-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No

--Eaten sushi: Yes

-- Been on stage: No

-- Been dumped: No

-- Gone skating: No

-- Made homemade cookies: Yes. And brownies. Oink.

-- Gone skinny dipping: No

-- Dyed your hair: No

-- Stolen anything: No

LAYER SEVEN:

Ever...

-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes

-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes

-- Been called a tease: No

-- Gotten beaten up: No

-- Shoplifted: Yes. I went through a pretty bad stealing phase in 8th and 9th grade.

-- Changed who you were to fit in: probably

LAYER EIGHT:

-- Numbers and Names of Children: Maybe 2, but no more than that. I like Lily Catherine for a girl and something with Seth's name in it for a boy.

-- How do you want to die: I guess in my sleep?

-- What do you want to be when you grow up: I am taking suggestions

-- What country would you most like to visit: Greece!

LAYER NINE:

-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 2, not counting underage drinking.

-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 3

-- Number of CDs that I own: I hardly own any. My husband has lots more.

-- Number of piercings: one in each ear.

-- Number of tattoos: 0

-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 6 or 7, counting wedding stuff and high school soccer.

-- Number of scars on my body: Lots, mostly on my shins. I am the clumsiest person alive.

emiloo at 11:08 a.m.