-- Name: Emily
-- Birth date: August 29
-- Birthplace: Nashville, Tennessee
-- Current Location: Nashville
-- Eye Color: Blue-grey
-- Hair Color: Blonde
-- Height: 5'5.5"
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
-- Your heritage: Mostly Irish and Scottish, with a smidge of German and English. All manner of pasty folk.
-- The shoes you wore today: brown 40s-style heels.
-- Your weakness: Laziness and cheese danish.
-- Your fears: Never finding a satisfying job
-- Your perfect pizza: thin crust with lots of garlic and mushrooms
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: finishing my mothereffing thesis so I can stop hating myself (see "Your Weakness")
-- Your most overused phrase on the internet: "In other news" and any form of the word "ass"
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Is it Saturday? No? Shit.
-- Your best physical feature: Uh, I used to like my feet okay, but lately I've noticed that my toes are getting all gnarled up and goblin-like.
-- Your bedtime: 10:30-11:00, somewhere in there
-- Pepsi or Coke: Diet Dr. Pepper or diet Moutain Dew.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's, but only in the morning (Egg McMuffin + coffee = happiness).
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton or Luzianne tea. Nestea = NAStea. Get it?
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Either.
-- Smoke: No
-- Cuss: Yes
-- Sing: In the car and to annoy my husband
-- Take a shower: every morning, and again at night if I've been to the gym
-- Do you think you've been in love: Yes
-- Want to go to college: Dude, I cannot seem to get done with the college. Every time I finish one degree, I'm off to start a new one. This would be good if some of my degrees were in medicine or law or something that made money. They're in English and (coming next!) library science.
-- Liked high school: Pretty much.
-- Want to get married: I am married.
-- Believe in yourself: Whenever I hear that phrase, I think of that Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints commercial with the girl delivering the horse calf in the middle of the night. I couldn't find the lyrics to that one (something like, "If only you BELIEVE in yourself, I know you can achieeeeeeve; if only you believe in yourself. Don't be scared." Catchy, yes?), BUT I did find the all-time best Mormon commercial song (scroll down to Church of Jesus Christ, etc. The first one is my favorite, but the others are gems, too).
-- Get motion sickness: Rarely
-- Think you're attractive: Sometimes
-- Think you're a health freak: Ha.
-- Get along with your parents: I get along with one of them quite well.
-- Like thunderstorms: If I'm inside and the power stays on.
-- Play an instrument: No.
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Yes
-- Smoked: No
-- Done a drug: No
-- Had Sex: Yes
-- Made Out: Yes
-- Gone on a date: I guess we went on dates during our anniversary trip. Other than that, not really
-- Gone to the mall: Yes.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No
--Eaten sushi: Yes
-- Been on stage: No
-- Been dumped: No
-- Gone skating: No
-- Made homemade cookies: Yes. And brownies. Oink.
-- Gone skinny dipping: No
-- Dyed your hair: No
-- Stolen anything: No
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes
-- Been called a tease: No
-- Gotten beaten up: No
-- Shoplifted: Yes. I went through a pretty bad stealing phase in 8th and 9th grade.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: probably
-- Numbers and Names of Children: Maybe 2, but no more than that. I like Lily Catherine for a girl and something with Seth's name in it for a boy.
-- How do you want to die: I guess in my sleep?
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: I am taking suggestions
-- What country would you most like to visit: Greece!
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 2, not counting underage drinking.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 3
-- Number of CDs that I own: I hardly own any. My husband has lots more.
-- Number of piercings: one in each ear.
-- Number of tattoos: 0
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 6 or 7, counting wedding stuff and high school soccer.
-- Number of scars on my body: Lots, mostly on my shins. I am the clumsiest person alive.